Behold the magic of photoshop.

So much for staying out of the limelight and hating the media hound you for attention. Make up your mind!

Behold the magic of photoshop.

It comes in 3's.

Staying true to the old wives' tale that people die in three's, last night 1) Aaron Spelling 2) E. Pierce Marshall and 3) Patsy Ramsey all departed this great world of ours.

The social results of these deaths are monumental to a select few out there and, in my opinion, they are now clearly having the Best Week Ever.

1) Dean McDermott. Mr. McDermott may not have known what a business genius he was on in May 2006 when he married our favorite horse-faced, barely a high school graduate celebrity: Donna Martin. In less than 2 months, his new father-in-law kicks the bucket leaving BILLIONS in his estate behind. No prenup? No Aaron? No coincidence. Didn't they meet for the first time a few weeks ago? You do the math.

2) Anna Nicole Smith. Congratulations Anna...your step-son EPM is now a monkey off your back. Although, I would assume he has a team of 5000 lawyers still loaded for bear to fight you for his fathers fortune, at least you don't have to look at his very C. Montgomery Burns-like mug ever again.


Conversely- I believe that Patsy Ramsey is having the worst week ever considering she is 1) dead 2) in hell.

Glamour Shots.

Someone needs to give Jessica Simpson the memo that she has officially jumped the shark. I will admit that back in the day when Irresistible was a hit, I was a big fan. But now, she is way too over publicized and has just become plain BORING. I really don't give a crap about what she is wearing, what she is doing, whose pole she is smoking, or about how she cleared her acne up by using Proactive.

I know that this memo is hardly breaking news, but the Soup was on hiatus and I am catching up.

I have been on Team Nick for quite awhile now, but in light of the LAME LAME LAME pictures of her in Maxim, I would like to share my feelings with the world (or to the 5 readers I have that already know I hate her).

Here's a preview of her "sexy" pictures. This is not sexy...It's a Glamour Shot.



ps- nice one piece. Did Joe made you cover up the rest of your body because it's for his eyes only during your private time together?

Team Kaysar.

FINALLY my summer, summer, summertime guilty pleasure is back. No, it's not Will Smith, but BIG BROTHER!!

Thanks to the roomie, my obsession for this show started about this time last year with my extreme alliance to the sovereign six-ish (janelle, howie, rachel, kaysar, james, sarah and michael) and my disturbingly strong hatred towards the nerd heard. I was, in fact, so obsessed with this show that I should have charged my time at work towards a BB number...get it? Big Brother number (OK..boo....bad joke for all the BAH readers out there)

Anywhoo, Season 6 ended with stupid Cappy's homely partner Maggie winning (who was the lesser of two evils since she was up against the Ivette, the loud-mouth, cuban, lesbian from Miami.) A few days after the finale I got on with my "life" and began to obsess about other reality shows (can I get a shout-out for BJ and Tyler)

Well- TODAY IS THE BIG DAY. This season has begun and it's an All-Star season. Basically CBS picked 20 people from the last 6 seasons and are allowing America to vote for the 12 they want into the house. Since I have only watched the last season, the roomie had to coach me on who to like from Seasons 1-5. When Julie Chen (barf) got to announcing the Season 6 candidates, all my emotions flooded back...and here I am writing this post instead of being in bed.

So here it is...my official All-Star line up for BB 7:

#1- kaysar (my all time fav BB housemate ever!) ----->
#2- howie (my #2)
#3- janelle
#4- james
#5-will
#6- jase
# 7- michael the cowboy
#8- alison
#9- marcellas
#10- monica
#11- dana
#12- bunky
(for the record I would even be OK if Ivette made it in too)

Check back on July 6th too see how my all star house compares to the real one. Remember- Vote KAYSAR

Not a fashion alert.

Can you please look at how gross and chunky Jenny McCarthy's shoes are? I hate them.

Britney brings me back...

OK- So after watching this interview with Britney and reading the responses on MSNBC's message boards... I have gotten very fired up. In response to people "feeling bad for her" and "wanting her to stay strong" I posted this message both on MSNBC and on the Soup for you all to enjoy...

Dealing with the paparazzi is a part of being a super-celebrity. The combination of her career, her life choices and the choices that her husband makes are all contributing the intensity of the press. If she really didn't want to be a celebrity anymore she can stop putting herself and her family into the limelight. She can stop making a perfume line, stop with her new baby line, stop recording albums, stop granting interviews and stop her husband from his antics that all contribute to the problem. If she really wanted to get out of it all, she can move out of LA and back to Louisiana. In no time people will forget about you and you can "live your life". However, the trade off is the $100+ million in your bank account thanks to the very people you are criticizing.

Up and coming stars will do everything they can to get into the media, as "there is no such thing as bad publicity". But the minute they "make it big", the media is their enemy. In addition, where does Britney get off blaming the media for being involved in her personal life. I seem to recall that by filming, airing and marketing the show "Chaotic" she essentially invited the world into her private life.

I would caution Britney to not bite the hands that feed you. If you ever hit rock bottom and are forgotten by America, you will look back and do everything you can to be in your current situation...with your multiple cars, multiple houses, designer clothes, personal trainer, chef, bodyguards and an endless supply of money.