Glamour Shots.
Someone needs to give Jessica Simpson the memo that she has officially jumped the shark. I will admit that back in the day when Irresistible was a hit, I was a big fan. But now, she is way too over publicized and has just become plain BORING. I really don't give a crap about what she is wearing, what she is doing, whose pole she is smoking, or about how she cleared her acne up by using Proactive.
I know that this memo is hardly breaking news, but the Soup was on hiatus and I am catching up.
I have been on Team Nick for quite awhile now, but in light of the LAME LAME LAME pictures of her in Maxim, I would like to share my feelings with the world (or to the 5 readers I have that already know I hate her).
Here's a preview of her "sexy" pictures. This is not sexy...It's a Glamour Shot.
ps- nice one piece. Did Joe made you cover up the rest of your body because it's for his eyes only during your private time together?
2 Comments:
Did you see Ashlee's new video? She looks like a skinnier, hotter version of her sick ass sister. The war of the Simpson sluts has begun. Keep your eyes peeled.
Jim and I both agree that she never once used Pro-Active. It's lies I tell you! LIES!!!
I enjoyed your use of the phrase "Jump the Shark."
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