It comes in 3's.

Staying true to the old wives' tale that people die in three's, last night 1) Aaron Spelling 2) E. Pierce Marshall and 3) Patsy Ramsey all departed this great world of ours.

The social results of these deaths are monumental to a select few out there and, in my opinion, they are now clearly having the Best Week Ever.

1) Dean McDermott. Mr. McDermott may not have known what a business genius he was on in May 2006 when he married our favorite horse-faced, barely a high school graduate celebrity: Donna Martin. In less than 2 months, his new father-in-law kicks the bucket leaving BILLIONS in his estate behind. No prenup? No Aaron? No coincidence. Didn't they meet for the first time a few weeks ago? You do the math.

2) Anna Nicole Smith. Congratulations Anna...your step-son EPM is now a monkey off your back. Although, I would assume he has a team of 5000 lawyers still loaded for bear to fight you for his fathers fortune, at least you don't have to look at his very C. Montgomery Burns-like mug ever again.


Conversely- I believe that Patsy Ramsey is having the worst week ever considering she is 1) dead 2) in hell.