Team Beth

MTv's Real World/Road Rules challenges are always the same. They round up some "Z"-list MTv celebs, hire random X-gamer to host the show, go to a tropical location, people get drunk, fight and the same people get ostracized every year (Beth and Tonya). I really tried not to get involved in it all this season, but I have failed, and now I am waist deep into the drama.

A new episode aired last night and it was about the same as the rest. There was yelling, crying, drinking, smoking and little athleticism to go around. However, in the last two episodes there
has been a new and intriguing twist, Beth is the Capitan of the Veterans team!

The way the season works this year is there are 2 teams, Veterans and Rookies. Each team has a male and female captain and each "challenge" is either a male or female Gauntlet day. So the losing team has to pick a person to challenge the captain (male or female, depending on the day)

So two weeks ago, the Vet's female captain Ruthie (the drunk) challenged Beth (the token outcast of the show) to the Gauntlet. You see, the Vet's haven't learned from past seasons not vote people off because of personality and to use strategy instead (Coral and Miz- this team needs you!). The Gauntlet game was Challengers Choice and Beth picked Reverse Tug of War. (Note- Beth is about my size and Ruthie is about Nicole Ritchie's size) I wonder who will win....

Shocker! Beth won and Ruthie had to pack her bags and go back to being an alcoholic. So now Beth is the captain of the Veterans and I love every second of it. Now don't get me wrong, I hate Beth. I think Beth is ugly, annoying and evil. However, the fact that the Veteran team hates her so bad and the Rookies love her so bad, cracks me up.

--Spoiler Alert---

Last night in a female Gauntlet night, the Veterans lost again (Go Rookies!). This meant that Beth had to take another female team member to the Gauntlet. Montana (the ugly lesbian) became victim to the Captain’s choice-- Reverse Tug of War.

The Rookies cheered on Beth as loud as they could and Beth wins, again.

Veterans really hate it, and I really love it.